fruitcrocs:

i wish there was a scent of candle that smelt like the smoke after a candle has just been blown out

(Source: fruitcrocs)

ifimeanalottoyou:

Effect of Drugs Under The Microscope by Sarah Shönfeld

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

getyourdailynut:


His life was never the same

getyourdailynut:

His life was never the same

(Source: thecomedytree)

johannkrauss:

the bear is loose

johannkrauss:

the bear is loose

friendilyreminder:

squidwardsboldandbrash:

friendilyreminder:

squidwardsboldandbrash:

friendilyreminder:

(◡‿◡✿) Friendly reminder that no person is worthless

everything you do has worth

you are not garbage (◕‿◕✿)

you do not belong in the trash (◕‿◕✿)

unless of course you are Squidward’s painting Bold And Brash

what a pretentious pile of shit (◡‿◡✿)

):

(◕‿◕✿) i meant what i said

):<

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wadethoughts:

wadethoughts:

sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one. 

thoughts like this keep me up at night. 

I have no memory of ever posting this

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

(Source: thunreswine)

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

skullspeare:

bead-bead:

awwww-cute:

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

copycats?

*Groans*

sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

skullspeare:

bead-bead:

awwww-cute:

These cats live in our office, this is where they sleep

Have you considered only one cat sleeps there, and the rest are……

copycats?

*Groans*

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why