(◡‿◡✿) Friendly reminder that no person is worthless
everything you do has worth
you are not garbage (◕‿◕✿)
you do not belong in the trash (◕‿◕✿)
unless of course you are Squidward’s painting Bold And Brash
what a pretentious pile of shit (◡‿◡✿)
(◕‿◕✿) i meant what i said
sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one.
thoughts like this keep me up at night.
I have no memory of ever posting this
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model
this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why
Beard culture is corny as fuck you know when you see a dude with a beard and a plaid shirt and timberland combo he’s going to talk some boring shit about being a barista and how he can hear the coffee beans speak to him